I NEED THE RESTAURANT TOILETTE… LOTS OF COLA YOU KNOW THAT I CAN’T KISS YOU, I ATE TOO MANY ONION RINGS SORRY I NO LONGER EAT MEAT, I WATCHED A DOCUMENTARY YESTERDAY I HAD TOO MUCH MEXICAN FOOD THAT’S WHY I’M NOT HUNGRY TODAY I HAVE MY PERIOD, I CAN’T SWIM WITH YOU ARE SO KIND BUT THE BRUNCH IS TOO MAINSTREAM FOR MELTED CHEESE IS SO DANGEROUS, I FEAR OF CHOKING WITH NUTS IS A REAL PROBLEM IS THAT MY DOG SUFFERS OF SOLITUDE, I’LL JOIN YOU AFTER DINNER WITH YOUR FAMILY IS AN AMAZING IDEA BUT I’M TOO UPSET ABOUT THE STATE OF THE COUNTRY TO GO OUT INTO THE WORLD OF VEGETABLES IS FULL OF PESTICIDES THAT’S WHY I DON’T EAT RAW CARROTS ARE CHALLENGING TO CHEW AND TODAY I’M TOO LAZY TO DO IT HAS BEEN SURPRISING TO DISCOVER THAT CUTTING FOOD INTO SMALL PIECES ACCELERATES DIGESTION AFTER LUNCH IS IMPORTANT THAT’S WHY I DON’T DIVE IN THOSE POPCORNS LOOKS GREAT BUT THEY ARE TOO SALTY FOR MY HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE OF KISSING YOU MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE HONEY CANDIES ARE NOT FOR ME, I HATE HAVING STICKY HANDS ON THAT ICED BUN ARE TEMPTING BUT I SELF-DIAGNOSED DIABETES COMES TO ME WITH ALL THESE KISSING DESEASES RISKS ARE REDUCED WITH A HEALTHY FOOD DIET SO, CHEESY NACHOS GOODBYE FOOTBALL IT’S HARD BUT I’M TOO OLD FOR IT ’S WELL KNOWN THAT POPPY SEEDS MAY CONTAIN OPIATES, I WON’T EAT THEM NO MORE CHEWING GUMS IN A DAY CAN CAUSE AIR SWALLOWING BIG PIECES OF FOOD IS NOT ELEGANT LADIES EAT SANDWICHES WITH FORK AND KNIFE IS USEFUL TO SLICE OFF THE CORN ON THE COB, I DON’T’ LIKE GETTING MESSY THOUGHTS CAME TO MY MIND WHEN THE PEANUT GOT STUCK IN MY NOSE UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE THE LAST FIVE

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EPISODES LEFT TO WATCH, I WON’T COME TO THE BARBECUE FUMES ARE HARMFUL TO MY HEALTH, HONESTLY I’M ON A NO CARBS DIET, NO BREAD FOR ME ANYWAY I WANT TO SUNBATHE AND SO ON THE BOAT IS WHERE I WANT TO STAY ON THE BENCH AND WATCH THE PEOPLE RUNNING IS THE ONLY THING I WANT TO DO YOU KNOW THAT, WHEN LIFE IS SO BEAUTIFUL YOU CAN’T STOP SMILING? I DON’T BITE CHOCOLATE, I EAT IT ONLY LIQUID AS IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU FAT BASICALLY , I AM TOO AFRAID THAT APPLES COULD BE POISONED NEVERTHELESS I HAVE MIGRAINE AND I CAN’T GET OFF MY COUCH FOR LUNCH, THANK YOU DARLINGI PREFER THE LIGHTS OFF AT NIGHT I ALWAYS SLEPT WITH THE SCARF IN FRONT OF MY MOUTH… SPIDERS SORRY.I NEED THE RESTAURANT TOILETTE… LOTS OF COLA YOU KNOW THAT I CAN’T KISS YOU, I ATE TOO MANY ONION RINGS SORRY I NO LONGER EAT MEAT, I WATCHED A DOCUMENTARYYESTERDAY I HAD TOO MUCH MEXICAN FOOD THAT’S WHY I’M NOT HUNGRY TODAY I HAVE MY PERIOD, I CAN’T SWIM WITH YOUARE SO KIND BUT THE BRUNCH IS TOO MAINSTREAM FOR MEMELTED CHEESE IS SO DANGEROUS, I FEAR OF CHOKING WITH NUTS IS A REAL PROBLEM IS THAT MY DOG SUFFERS OF SOLITUDE, I’LL JOIN YOU AFTER DINNER WITH YOUR FAMILY IS AN AMAZING IDEA BUT I’M TOO UPSET ABOUT THE STATE OF THE COUNTRY TO GO OUT INTO THE WORLD OF VEGETABLES IS FULL OF PESTICIDES THAT’S WHY I DON’T EAT RAW CARROTS ARE CHALLENGING TO CHEW AND TODAY I’M TOO LAZY TO DO IT HAS BEEN SURPRISING TO DISCOVER THAT CUTTING FOOD INTO SMALL PIECES ACCELERATES DIGESTION AFTER LUNCH IS IMPORTANT THAT’S WHY I DON’T DIVE IN THOSE POPCORNS LOOKS GREAT BUT THEY ARE TOO SALTY FOR MY HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE OF KISSING YOU MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE HONEY CANDIES ARE NOT FOR ME, I HATE HAVING STICKY HANDS ON THAT ICED BUN ARE TEMPTING BUT I SELF-DIAGNOSED DIABETES COMES TO ME WITH ALL THESE KISSING DESEASES RISKS ARE REDUCED WITH A HEALTHY FOODDIET SO, CHEESY NACHOS GOODBYE FOOTBALL IT’S HARD BUT I’M TOO OLD FOR IT ’S WELL KNOWN THAT POPPY SEEDS MAY CONTAIN OPIATES, I WON’T EAT THEM NO MORE CHEWING GUMS IN A DAY CAN CAUSE AIR SWALLOWING BIG PIECES OF FOOD IS NOT ELEGANT LADIES EAT SANDWICHES WITH FORK AND KNIFE IS USEFUL TO SLICE OFF THE CORN ON THE COB, I DON’T’ LIKE GETTING MESSY THOUGHTS CAME TO MY MIND WHEN THE PEANUT GOT STUCK IN MY NOSE UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE THE LAST FIVE EPISODES LEFT TO WATCH, I WON’T COME TO THE BARBECUE FUMES ARE HARMFUL TO MY HEALTH, HONESTLY I’M ON A NO CARBS DIET, NO BREAD FOR ME ANYWAY I WANT TO SUNBATHE AND SO ON THE BOAT IS WHERE I WANT TO STAY ON THE BENCH AND WATCH THE PEOPLE RUNNING IS THE ONLY THING I WANT TO DO YOU KNOW THAT, WHEN LIFE IS SO BEAUTIFUL YOU CAN’T STOP SMILING? I DON’T BITE CHOCOLATE, I EAT IT ONLY LIQUID AS IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU FAT BASICALLY I AM TOO AFRAID THAT APPLES COULD BE POISONED NEVERTHELESS , I HAVE MIGRAINE AND I CAN’T GET OFF MY COUCH FOR LUNCH, THANK YOU DARLING I PREFER THE LIGHTS OFF AT NIGHT I ALWAYS SLEPT WITH THE SCARF IN FRONT OF MY MOUTH… SPIDERS SORRY.

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